The Death Before DMV tee from LC Signature is printed on heavyweight garment-dyed cotton with a front hit that says it all—clean, sharp, and grimly poetic: DEATH BEFORE DMV.

But the back tells the real story—an oversized, gritty illustration of a skeleton slouched in a plastic chair, still waiting for his number to be called. It's a brutal reminder that bureaucracy kills—slowly, silently, and with fluorescent lighting.

 

• LC Signature Collection
• Premium Unisex Crew Neck
  
• 100% Ringspun Cotton
• Fabric Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-Dyed
  
• Thick & Sturdy, Buttery Soft Material
• Relaxed Fit
• 7/8″ Double-Needle Topstitched Collar
• Superior Quality DTG Print
• Durable, High Thread Count
• Double-Needle Armhole, Sleeve, and Bottom Hems

 

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