When the Father of Our Country stares down from the heavens with a powdered-wig side-eye and wonders what in the red, white, and WTF happened to freedom… you capture the moment.

This ain't your average phone case. Featuring a satirical portrait of George Washington looking deeply disappointed — with the caption that says it all: “DAFUQ Y’all Doing?” — it’s the perfect daily reminder that liberty didn’t fight a monarchy so we could end up worshipping bureaucrats and banning big gulps.

• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible
• Blank product sourced from Korea

Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.