Government says “trust us”—Jim Jones said the same thing.

This case is your daily dose of dark truth wrapped in polycarbonate. Equal parts gallows humor and libertarian warning label, the Drink Up iPhone® case is a bold middle finger to blind obedience. Featuring crisp UV-printed graphics and dual-layer protection, it guards your phone while reminding the world that cults come in many forms—some wear robes, others wear suits.

Shock-absorbent. Tyrant-resistant. Definitely not FDA-approved.

Drink up... or think for yourself.

• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible


Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.