Two things that real women love; guns and recreational nukes. But how can a gal truly be happy if it's illegal to own nukes? We must, by all reason and logic and good will, legalize nuclear weapons to enhance the simple joys in life. Don't let the government tell you what you can and cannot do. Spread the message that we're legalizing recreational nukes today!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

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