The TSA Touched My Weiner Shirt
Nothing says “Land of the Free” quite like a full-body pat-down at the airport.
This funny, politically incorrect shirt is a salute to every freedom-loving traveler who’s had a little too much government interaction on their way to catch a flight.
Whether you’re making a stand against invasive security or just getting laughs at the gate, this tee delivers pure comedy with a side of protest.
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Heather Colors Contain Polyester
- Buttery Soft Material
- Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit
- Superior Quality DTG Print
- Durable, High Thread Count
- Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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Description
Nothing says “Land of the Free” quite like a full-body pat-down at the airport.
This funny, politically incorrect shirt is a salute to every freedom-loving traveler who’s had a little too much government interaction on their way to catch a flight.
Whether you’re making a stand against invasive security or just getting laughs at the gate, this tee delivers pure comedy with a side of protest.
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Heather Colors Contain Polyester
- Buttery Soft Material
- Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit
- Superior Quality DTG Print
- Durable, High Thread Count
- Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
